Jupiter

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The planet that thinks the solar system revolves around it, the one that thinks it's bigger than the sun, and that bigger is better.

Jupiter seems like the planet of arrogance.

by Solid Mantis May 1, 2021

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Jupiter

The cutest cat in the world! A fluffy little calico Maine coon cross with a big personality! ^^

“My cat Jupiter is so cute!”

by Corvid.Clawss July 16, 2024

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Jupiter

Someone who farts excessively e.g. a Gas giant

Damn, that girl won't stop farting. She's Jupiter.

by ***blegh*** October 15, 2023

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A woman who has no life. She likes to make definitions on Urban Dictionary. She likes musicals, namely Hamilton. Sometimes she types too fast and misspells. Other times, she doesn't know how to fucking spell and says, 'oh sorry, typo, lol'

Oh, yeah, also the BIGGEST PLANET IN OUR GALAXY. DAT BIG DOOD HAS A RED SPOT! YOU SEE IT!? IT'S rEDDER THAN THE BLOOD THAT POURS OUT OF MY- 'JUPITER'S' SOUL. EVERY. SINGLE. PAINFUL. DAY.

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No one: "hiya! What's your name?"
Me: "Ari- err, Jupiter."
No one: "oh! Like the planet?"
Me: "...no..."

by Jupiter UwU September 29, 2019

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Jupiter (name)

Usually is non binary or somewhere in the lgbt community. Great sense of humor they use to cope with trauma and will quickly get you attached. Jupiter makes it easy for you to open up but it’s hard to get them to open up because they’ve been hurt a lot. Jupiter is very protective and will always have your back although be aware if you betray them, you’ll regret it. Wonderful friends and even better partner; they may look innocent and sweet at first but behind the curtain is chaotic energy and insanity.

Random person: Just met Jupiter (name). They seem really sweet and kind.

Friend: Nah that’s just a mask. Jupiter is the most chaotic person I know.

by Lost_my_avacotos November 17, 2022

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