The planet that thinks the solar system revolves around it, the one that thinks it's bigger than the sun, and that bigger is better.
by Solid Mantis May 1, 2021

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by ***blegh*** October 15, 2023

A woman who has no life. She likes to make definitions on Urban Dictionary. She likes musicals, namely Hamilton. Sometimes she types too fast and misspells. Other times, she doesn't know how to fucking spell and says, 'oh sorry, typo, lol'
Oh, yeah, also the BIGGEST PLANET IN OUR GALAXY. DAT BIG DOOD HAS A RED SPOT! YOU SEE IT!? IT'S rEDDER THAN THE BLOOD THAT POURS OUT OF MY- 'JUPITER'S' SOUL. EVERY. SINGLE. PAINFUL. DAY.
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Oh, yeah, also the BIGGEST PLANET IN OUR GALAXY. DAT BIG DOOD HAS A RED SPOT! YOU SEE IT!? IT'S rEDDER THAN THE BLOOD THAT POURS OUT OF MY- 'JUPITER'S' SOUL. EVERY. SINGLE. PAINFUL. DAY.
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No one: "hiya! What's your name?"
Me: "Ari- err, Jupiter."
No one: "oh! Like the planet?"
Me: "...no..."
Me: "Ari- err, Jupiter."
No one: "oh! Like the planet?"
Me: "...no..."
by Jupiter UwU September 29, 2019

Usually is non binary or somewhere in the lgbt community. Great sense of humor they use to cope with trauma and will quickly get you attached. Jupiter makes it easy for you to open up but it’s hard to get them to open up because they’ve been hurt a lot. Jupiter is very protective and will always have your back although be aware if you betray them, you’ll regret it. Wonderful friends and even better partner; they may look innocent and sweet at first but behind the curtain is chaotic energy and insanity.
Random person: Just met Jupiter (name). They seem really sweet and kind.
Friend: Nah that’s just a mask. Jupiter is the most chaotic person I know.
Friend: Nah that’s just a mask. Jupiter is the most chaotic person I know.
by Lost_my_avacotos November 17, 2022

Jowhraha Haddad Jones `~`i`~`S`~`i`~` Known As Lucifer Morningstar, Also Known As, FvferFriday <<<Jupiter`~`Solstice>>>
Jowhraha Haddad Jones `~`i`~`S`~`i`~` Known As Lucifer Morningstar, Also Known As, FvferFriday <<<Jupiter`~`Solstice>>>
by BicicletaRusa April 13, 2025

Jowhraha Haddad Jones iSi Known As Lucifer Morningstar, Also Known As, FvferFriday <<<Jupiter`~`Solstice>>>
Jowhraha Haddad Jones iSi Known As Lucifer Morningstar, Also Known As, FvferFriday <<<Jupiter`~`Solstice>>>
by BicicletaRusa April 13, 2025
