<.7.9.7.6.>En Dante's Inferno, Pelea con...Morningstar, Jupiter<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>En Dante's Inferno, Pelea con...Morningstar, Jupiter<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>En Dante's Inferno, Pelea con...Morningstar, Jupiter<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025

Jupiter

A woman who has no life. She likes to make definitions on Urban Dictionary. She likes musicals, namely Hamilton. Sometimes she types too fast and misspells. Other times, she doesn't know how to fucking spell and says, 'oh sorry, typo, lol'

Oh, yeah, also the BIGGEST PLANET IN OUR GALAXY. DAT BIG DOOD HAS A RED SPOT! YOU SEE IT!? IT'S rEDDER THAN THE BLOOD THAT POURS OUT OF MY- 'JUPITER'S' SOUL. EVERY. SINGLE. PAINFUL. DAY.

help

No one: "hiya! What's your name?"
Me: "Ari- err, Jupiter."
No one: "oh! Like the planet?"
Me: "...no..."

by Jupiter UwU September 29, 2019

Jupiter

Someone who farts excessively e.g. a Gas giant

Damn, that girl won't stop farting. She's Jupiter.

by ***blegh*** October 15, 2023

Jupiter

The planet that thinks the solar system revolves around it, the one that thinks it's bigger than the sun, and that bigger is better.

Jupiter seems like the planet of arrogance.

by Solid Mantis May 1, 2021

Jupiter

The cutest cat in the world! A fluffy little calico Maine coon cross with a big personality! ^^

“My cat Jupiter is so cute!”

by Corvid.Clawss July 16, 2024

Manuel Eduardo Rodriguez Hernandez Rodriguez Looks Like Timothy Meadows So It Is Jupiter Morningstar

Manuel Eduardo Rodriguez Hernandez Rodriguez Looks Like Timothy Meadows So It Is Jupiter Morningstar

Manuel Eduardo Rodriguez Hernandez Rodriguez Looks Like Timothy Meadows So It Is Jupiter Morningstar

by BicicletaRusa April 13, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>En Dante's Inferno, Plelea con...Morningstar, Jupiter<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>En Dante's Inferno, Plelea con...Morningstar, Jupiter<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>En Dante's Inferno, Plelea con...Morningstar, Jupiter<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025