Jesus is my Girlfriend with the initials A.J-L
by .....jesus..... February 27, 2019
Get the Jesus mug.Jesus is a very interesting human being, and is often referred to big chungus. He can look like an egg/humpty dumpty sometimes but is funny in some ways. They have had over 15 girl friends and have broken up with all of them for dumb reasons. Jesus's may be straight, but often acts gay. He will also date anyone, even if he doesn't know them. He is also EXTREMELY sensitive.
Jesus: Want to date?
Random Girl he doesn't even know: Sure!!
Jesus: A day later, I want to date someone else and they already said yes so, I dump you!!
Random Girl he doesn't even know: Sure!!
Jesus: A day later, I want to date someone else and they already said yes so, I dump you!!
by DoggoSacrilege December 12, 2019
Get the Jesus mug.Hello,JESUS 😂😂
by Amber Gibson May 20, 2019
Get the Jesus mug.The greatest guy alive any girl would be happy to be with him.If anyone is even lucky enough to be his friend you should feel great about it because just being near him makes you cool asf
by Tioshsjwk May 25, 2018
Get the Jesus mug.A cuteass nigga name Jesus that gets all the bitches he wants and he also has a very large dick that he puts in everyone’s mouth and he’s cute btw
by Lil Dequaviz January 2, 2019
Get the Jesus mug.Jesus is a very honest and loyal person...but there will be that time when he gets mad you better get ready to get your a** beat because he is not the person to mess with or else it's gonna be on sight.
Jesus is also the person who could steal anyones girl like when you see him with a girl another person would say isn't that that one guys girl.
Jesus is also the person who could steal anyones girl like when you see him with a girl another person would say isn't that that one guys girl.
by Lil_litt_boy November 18, 2018
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