Skip to main content

Jedi Clan

The First "JEDI" clan was infact formed in 2003 by the computing underground legend known as "Justice" who was Florida based and had his own clan website.The clan was formed around the very popular game at the time "Blackhawk Down" and was the first clan that used "JEDI" as its (tags) in game.From this clan many of the first FPS maps ever made where born, made by the clan themselves with map makers who quickly rose to fame including JUSTICE,22 S.A.S,DOOKU and TWIST OF FATE(game names only).The clan was made up of many different people from all around the uk and usa and had at one point over 100 clan members.Maps included jedi freefall,SAS EVAC,jedi dome,jedi spawn.A much loved clan and sadly missed!!!.
by nitro.... November 4, 2012
mugGet the Jedi Clanmug.

Crazy Jedi

1.) A jedi from the Star Wars series who has gone mad

2.) an awsome peep who loves metal
(See God)
Peep 1. Crazy Jedi Roxxerz my Boxxerz!!!!

Crazy Jedi. Yeah d00d

Peep 2. lolz
by Damen555 January 5, 2005
mugGet the Crazy Jedimug.

Neo Jedi

The gayest of all gay sex acts, named for its inventor.

To be accomplished, the bottom must have a rectal yeast infection at the time and the top cannot have washed his cock in at least a month.

The top buttfucks the bottom bareback while having to take a huge piss. After the top cums, he leaves his dick in the bottom's cornhole and empties his bladder into the bottom's rectum.

Immediately after the top pulls out, he plugs the bottom's distended balloon knot with three ungreased pool balls in the order 6, 1, 7 to signify the letters "F A G".

The mixture of cum, head cheese, shit, KY, piss, santorum, duck butter and ass yeast are then left to ferment for three weeks minimum.

After fermentation, the pool balls are shat out and sucked clean and the fermented liquid is allowed to breathe in a dirty bedpan for an hour, then strained through a stiff, crusty unwashed jizz rag and served in champagne flutes, garnished with dingleberries and layered with fresh santorum to all their friends at the annual meeting at their clubhouse.
by Albert K Hollick January 10, 2009
mugGet the Neo Jedimug.

Air Jedis

A brand of shoes similar to Air Jordans that provide even more insane ballin' skills with the Force.
I completely took that guy to the cleaners in my new Air Jedis. I went straight Anakin on his ass.
by Kamikaze Kool-Aid Man October 1, 2010
mugGet the Air Jedismug.

jedi training

A sexual position in which the girl gives the guy a piggyback ride but he is low enough to fuck her ass or pussy. Add a twist by having the girl start running.
Adrienne loves jedi training with Connor.
by PABeaner June 23, 2007
mugGet the jedi trainingmug.

Jedi Knight

epic heros in the fictional tale of Star Wars, also known as the greatest movie ever. in order to be a jedi you need the following:

-a kickass lightsaber
-the ability to use and sense the force
-read and alter others thoughts
-define gravity
-levitate objects
"All I have left to learn is to levitate objects and i will be the most kickass jedi ever!"
by beachbum089 June 5, 2005
mugGet the Jedi Knightmug.

jedi pimp

someone who is fucking slick and smooth, someone who can work with the ladies
look at that jedi pimp with all the girls mang!
by a to the cizzo August 20, 2003
mugGet the jedi pimpmug.

Share this definition