James

Most common name in the presidency. There were 5 of what I know of. James Madison, James Monroe, James K Polk, James Buchanan, James A Garfield
James is smart dood.
For reals
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James

Usually, hangs out with people much older than themselves. They generally have trouble with relationships and look very young for their age. They have trouble getting erect for women and have trouble in bed due to their unusually small shlong. Can be all around nice guys but don't know how to take matters seriously.
James has trouble with females.
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James

Sexy, classy, clever and well spoken, you know how to use your smile and wow your audience like no one else.

But you are more than looks! Loyal to your friends, nice to your neighbors, you make your parents proud and even your dog thinks you are the best thing since sliced bread.
Who is that guy?

I don't know, but he's so classy, he's probably a James.
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James

Someone that doesn't like to socialise much and would rather sit inside with one hand on his tiny knob, watching hentai.
If you ever see a James the right precautions to take is to go up to him say "You're a stupid cunt" and give him a little smack... Only use that method is you see a James outside his house (Very rare). James is a weird creature when drinking he prefers to do it with his mum's friends rather than going out with his mates and getting some pussy. A James will most probably be a virgin forever.
That James is such an anti-social cunt.
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James

A name for a boy who is usually handsome, sweet funny and charming and trustworthy, someone you can share your thoughts with without the fear of him going off and telling everybody, hes liked by many and is a very good friend
"Whos that handsome and charming guy over there"

"He must be a James"
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James

a complete fucktard with and abnormally small dick if you see this cunt run the other direction.
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