IPad Neck

Chronic condition whereby an IPad user suffers severe neck pain from peering downward on their Ipad. IPad users can be distinguished from afar by a noticeable neck twitch or wringing of the neck.

Because I peered downward to read my iPad for 3 hours straight, my doctor concluded that I had "IPad neck".

by Aaploverrated March 12, 2012

ipad envy

what you get when all you douche bag, punk ass co-workers/friends flaunt their newly acquired ipads in your face.

I got ipad envy when he showed me a video on his slick new ipad, so I punched his bitch ass in the crotch.

by revitup71 May 20, 2010

Ipad Kid

A Kid or Adult Who Likes to Watch Content on their phone while eating food or snacks.

Why does he always have to watch rick and morty while eating hes such a ipad kid

by Ejgocrxzy March 5, 2022

IPad Kid

dibash

dibash karki is an ipad kid

by notkyrohs April 3, 2022

ipad kid

basically its just xiomi

cough cough - xiomi dang he must be a ipad kid

by ffsxon January 6, 2022

iPad elbow

A medical condition of the affluent, mainly incurred by having your arms at a 90 degree angle while holding your iPad in bed for a prolonged period of time. Problem exacerbated when trying to hold the iPad with one hand and jacking off with the other.

Sorry I cannot help you move next weekend. I'm suffering from iPad elbow.

by Grant Rampus July 14, 2016

iPad autistic

An autistic person (often a very young child, but can be anyone) who’s constantly using their iPad. Headphones in 24/7, full storage, tons of offline games. These people often use their iPad for sensory purposes (like to listen to relaxing sounds to block out loud noise), and non verbal iPad autistics may use their iPad to communicate through TTS. They get extremely upset if their iPad battery dies or anything else happens that hinders their ability to use their iPad.

“You have a charging port here, right? My daughters iPad is about to run out of charge and she needs it. She’s an iPad autistic.”

by Erikaheath May 17, 2021