I think I missed an episode

| aɪ θɪŋk aɪ mɪst ən ˈɛpɪsəʊd|

A phrase often send in class but can be said anywhere which is meant to display complete confusion or misunderstanding of a topic or instruction.
Person 1: “ayo what? Guys I think I missed an episode, what’s going on?”
Person 2: “yeah you were ill last week right?”
Person 1: “yeah I did guess I kinda did miss an episode”
by British_Anon December 05, 2022
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I think therefore, I am

The idea that you are only conscious that you exist, as you are conscious, everything else could be fake, and all a part of your own thoughts, an idea that you only are sure that you exist. Derived from Cogito ergo sum.
Person 1 - "Yo bro do you exist"
Philosopher- "I think therefore, I am"
Person 1 - "Huh?"
Philosopher - "As far as I'm aware, but by that philosophy, you will never know if anything but you exists :)"
Person 1 - "...oh"
by phil_lane July 03, 2024
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I think I want to marry you

another way of telling someone : " please don't reject my ideas, I think i know what I am doing".
boy: i think i want to marry you

girl: no you don't go away. before getting married, you should get a girlfriend first, not the other way around
by Sexydimma June 03, 2015
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i think you'd leave bruises

It's a line in the famous Minecraft fanfiction written by tbhyourelame on AO3. It's about two famous Minecraft youtubers, Dream and GeorgeNotFound.
George types, I think you'd leave bruises.
He clenches his jaw, replying: they'd look good on you.

(he = Dream)
by GeorgeIsHot July 11, 2021
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