Guatemala

A country that a city slicker will claim his fancy German car was manufactured in when confronted.

“Well, well. Look at the city slicker pulling up in his fancy German Car”

“This car was made in Guatemala.”

by SMTElitist July 11, 2023

Guatemala

A country that is significantly better than every country ever, especially Belize.

A: Where are you headed for vacation?
B: I'm heading to Guatemala!
A: At least it's not Belize.

by donutlord1945 March 19, 2024

Guatamalan sunrise

Smoking a Doobie and drinking orange juice after a night of having extreme anal sex without lubricant.

"Fuck I haven't had a Guatamalan Sunrise in a good minute!"

by Lazeonhaze April 29, 2024

Guatemalean Thomas the Tank Engine

When two train cars seperate, so now a passanger must strap themselves upside down(Like a bat) to the back of one train wagon and a second passanger(on the second car) must give head(a blowjob) to the person strapped to the first car to form a link between the two wagons once more

"Oh no the train cars seperated! We'll have to do the Guatemalean Thomas the Tank Engine"

by Walter "Flashbang" White March 11, 2025

Mark "Guatemala" Indelicato

Mark "Guatemala" Indelicato

Mark "Guatemala" Indelicato

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025