Floof

Another better version of oof

Floof that sucks

by zabbado11 May 15, 2019

Floof

The act of one blowing a cloud of vapor in another one's face. Preferably someone a person cares for or loves.

Floofee: "Why did you floof me for?"

Floofer: "Because I love you silly!"

by germrocker August 20, 2014

floof

furry

Kid: Hey mom, who's floof?
Mom: a furry

by kiteman82 January 7, 2023

to grab floof

the act of grabbing someone's tail, considered by many culture as an act of unseisoness, when you grab someone's floof they considered unseiso too

A: That guy used to grab floof left and right.
B: What!? That's so unseiso!

by smolrabbit August 6, 2025

Floof

To spread one’s buttcheeks apart to pass gas without making a fart noise so no one can hear.

My stomach was rumbling on my date last night, so I went into the bathroom and floofed.

by Dazeen May 23, 2018

Floof

The word Floof is a term used to describe a woman’s vagina. It’s a friendly terminology to drop into conversation between friends, without bringing down the demeanour of the conversation and from an outsider’s ear, can’t be interpreted as a woman’s privates.

“My floof has been really itchy”
“My floof had a good seeing to last night”
“My floof is ready for some action”

by anonymous November 13, 2023

Floof

Your little floof is your pet
Floof is the same as fluff but better

Person 1: what to see my floof
Person 2:YYYAAASSSSS!!!

by (*^*) November 17, 2019