evan

evan: literally THE best bf to ever have existed. words cannot explain how much i love and appreciate him:,) ngl he’s kinda smelly n a lil old BUT i wouldn’t trade him for anyone else >:) (hello kitty maybe i’m still thinking abt it 😳) also also HI EVAN !!

ali, why are you smiling at your phone sm? “oh dw abt it, i was j texting evan” blush blush blush 😎

by small head October 28, 2020

Evan

EH - v uh n:

this word has been used through out the ages since the beginning of time as a title for the best cock-sucker in any particular village/town.

The Evan in my village is always on his knees. Our Evan makes life worth living. I remember when our Evan was just a boy....

by Horriblechild October 19, 2019

Evan

a name for a guy who has a small penis and is gay. Someone who tries to be a gangsta but really sits on his bed and plays games all day

Evan is gay

by julian ramirez March 26, 2010

Evan

Has a tootsie roll pepeeppepeppepep

Evans pepe is tinyyyyy

by dat boi harambe pepe November 2, 2017

evan

a guy who never writes back when you want him to. can never depend on him. gives you empty promises. uses girls for sex. fond of drink and weed.

evan. womaniser. alco. empty promises.

by random_observer1234 February 6, 2010

evan

The best person of all time. Always sexy. If you ever meet an Evan he will be the sexiest and hottest person you will ever meet

1.Man, what an Evan
2.I wish I knew an Evan

by god1111111 March 8, 2017

Evan

The most kind and loving person you could know. Evan is so smart and sexy he is the best friend you could ever ask for. Evan has a beautiful girlfriend all the time. He is never single because he is liked so much by everyone.

That kid is such and Evan.

by Kernith kernly February 28, 2017