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Hydro-erotic Asphyxiation

Like auto-erotica asphyxiation, except performed in a public restroom, by plunging your head into the toilet whilst vigorously master bating ones self.
A man was found almost drowned in the Wafflehouse men's room, covered in toilet water and semen. A victim od his own Hydro-erotic Asphyxiation.
by Clownboy1969 January 31, 2025
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Erotic Percussion

A sex position in which you do it in doggy style but the male is slapping her ass like an African drum. Also, like bongos.
Damn, the Erotic Percussion position got me laid last night by Starkeeesha and Le-a (Ledasha). It makes me tingle like anime and xvideos.
by The Boy Lyric March 19, 2017
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erotic shadow puppet

A "shadow puppet" made with hands and a penis.
"Nice Erotic Shadow Puppet! I can see an elephant"

"I DON'T GET IT! I thought my Erotic Shadow Puppets were fun in bed."
by Alaska Thunderfun February 10, 2018
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Auto Erotic Fart Sniffer

A person who gets turned on by talking about themselves and how great everything they do is.
Anyone else notice that Bill pitches a tent everytime he mentions anything he's ever done? He's such an auto erotic fart sniffer!
by Sharkleberry Punch February 22, 2024
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Erotic

Zapp: That is a very Erotic smelling food
by What’s your handle321 July 13, 2024
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Erotic

Erotic (adjective)

Juxtaposition to the real definition of erotic, this new definition doesn’t have much of a sexual meaning behind it. This word is simply used to describe the awe-inspiring aspects of life.

Synonyms: cool, marvelous, awesome, amazing

Antonyms: lame, uninspiring, dull
Man 1: Hey, did you see that movie last night?

Man 2: Yes, it was a very erotic film.

Man 1: Really? I mean I guess that one actress is somewhat cute but I wouldn’t call the movie ero—

Man 2: *Condescendingly laughs* No, not that type of erotic. Get your head out of the gutter!
by shavzus September 23, 2021
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Auto Erotic Charizardation

When you are jerking off and before you nut you light your pubic hairs on fire. Then proceed to nut and put out the flames then grab a hand held mirror and yell "I DO NOT HAVE ENOUGH BADGES TO TRAIN".
Guy 1: Hey dude.
Guy 2: Yo bro you tryna hang out tonight?
Guy 1: Nah I'm gonna be busy.
Guy 2: With what?
Guy 1: Oh just some auto erotic charizardation.
Guy 2: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!?
Guy 1: IT'S THE BEST MAN!
by Chute Mi Plez November 9, 2020
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