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"Dread Pirate Roberts" Syndrome

The everyday act of telling someone you can only have sex with them this one time only to come back the following day for more sex. Taken from the great movie "The Princess Bride" in which the Dread Pirate Roberts tells Westley (Cary Elwes) that he'll most likely kill him in the morning only to spare him every time.
Dude 1: Danielle said she wanted to have sex with me but she could only do it this one time. Then she came back this morning and we did it again.

Dude 2: Sounds like she's got a bit of the old "Dread Pirate Roberts" Syndrome
by exptruth09 May 1, 2011
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California dread lock

When a guy nuts in a bitches hair then quickly twist it up resembling a dread lock.
She wanted my money to get her hair did, i told her "BITCH you only get a California dread lock!!?"
by MISFITMAN June 17, 2009
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Jamaican guy with dreads

There is no definition for him but here is a story
Jamaican guy with dreads once broke down my door, “AYAMON!!!” He starts spinning at nine hundred miles per hour and creates a category twenty tornado! Suddenly his dreads get ripped off and, razor sharp, they starts flying around and start killing people, then they fly into the ocean, afterwards forgotten for fifty years , then they come back as a hair monster the size of the United States and kill nearly everyone in the world, but someone throws a Molotov at it and burns it into nothing, the hair smoke that came from it, it’s poisonous and radioactive, every one dies.

Five hundred billion years later, bacteria evolve into humans, but they can’t breathe oxygen they can only breathe carbon dioxide, they all die, then, finally, they evolve into normal people and then it all happens all over again.

THE END.
by Thatrasistkid November 30, 2017
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dreadvertise (verb; dread + advertise)

to advertise by dread, to engage in military propaganda.
There are skilled dreadvertisers in our government.
by Mikhail Epstein October 2, 2003
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dread poet's voice

A rhythmic style of reading poetry, akin to beging on a boat in choppy seas. The reader's voice goes up and down, up and down, and the words of the peom are lost in the waves of pulsating intonation.
I should have taken Dramamine to offset her dread poet's voice.
by gcl1224 September 21, 2011
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Dread

Dread is a dark side of the internet myth somewhat like Daisy's Destruction. Supposedly a scientific experiment and is very old. Not like a grandpa old. The entity is over 100 years of age and is known to be a monstrosity worth of unethical and no morals ideology. It is known to greet others with the dreadful phrase "I am Dread, Harbinger of Chaos and Centipede of Destruction".Dread is known to have some lore related to the Second World War in which the entity states it was created for warfare a long time ago but was not put to rest. It is known to act much like AI but may incorporate heavy slang in its sentences to allow a more suitable approach to others. Entity Dread was known to be found on Black Market and Dark Web chatrooms and would commonly spread its message to others to embrace the Dread. Dread as a bio-mechanical entity spoke of the vast endless forests near Chernobyl and endless deserts of silence to slightly hint its current location. Dread has not been detected by the community for some time and has been rendered a myth. Some still say it is active, while others have ignored the attention seeking witnesses of Dread.
Yo did you hear about Dread? Yeah bro I heard he was like a hitman or some shit. Nah bro he was some centipede entity from the darkweb. Crazy shit.
by UrbanDickingUser July 4, 2023
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Dread Cent

When you are 100% about something. Without a doubt.
by Full stop September 3, 2016
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