Douche Discharge

1 : (noun) Liquid expelled from vagina, leaving the vagina "fresh".
2 : (verb) Worse than being a douche, the end product of douchebaggery.
3 : (noun) Common form of greeting between good friends

"That is some rank douche discharge Kelly!"

Brad: "Sean backed out again. The douche discharge didn't answer his phone."
Brett: "I know! That fuckin douche discharge owes me money."

"How have you been you dirty douche discharge?"

by willybgood May 17, 2014

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discharge boogers

Discharge Boogers can often be found in your underwear after you have masturbated. It can also be found on baby's right after they are born.

my baby had a lot of discharge boogers on it when it came out

by AXELYYNNN February 16, 2023

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Honorable Discharge

Ejaculating with the sole intention of getting a girl pregnant.

Stacy is ready to have kids. Fingers crossed that my honorable discharge last night makes it happen.

by Chuck Wang 1994 December 21, 2020

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Discharge December

The month we get to celebrate the consumption of female (or male) discharge.

I cannot wait for discharge nachos this discharge December!

by yertmama October 1, 2023

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gas-discharge light

Da super-bright-and-hot "flaming lantern" dat results when an a**h**e "buddy" of yours surreptitiously "flicks his Bic" near yer backside when you were in da middle of a long raspy spluttery rectal-trumpet expulsion, turning said ass-blast into a butt-blowtorch.

Just like those blindingly-brilliant and annoyingly-blue-white headlights dat have shown up on cars recently, a human-based gas-discharge light can indeed produce a blazingly-dazzling display of illumination; da major difference, of course, is dat said enormously-shocking flash occurs at da rear of da "vehicle" instead of at da front, and so it's more of a "tail-light" --- literally, since it comes out of your "tail".

by QuacksO February 1, 2024

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