Someone will say that this is their name when really its not. Usually, when you are trying to trick a teacher on your first day of school, this is used.
by sir treveon September 07, 2019
Local dialect- South Derby, Barrow.
Verb: To Craig- To make a retarded / slow / annoying comment, or to perform a strange activity, preferably producing an annoying noise.
Adjective: Craigy / Craiged / Craig- A strange action, or the description of an annoying or pointless activity.
Popular usage: 'No Craig No'
Noun: Legend
Verb: To Craig- To make a retarded / slow / annoying comment, or to perform a strange activity, preferably producing an annoying noise.
Adjective: Craigy / Craiged / Craig- A strange action, or the description of an annoying or pointless activity.
Popular usage: 'No Craig No'
Noun: Legend
e.g. After being around a couple for almost a month, the Craig would ask why they were suddenly such good friends.
Wearing taped up Flip Flops.
Doing LOUD burps at innapropriate oppurtunites.
Person 1: Knock knock
'Craig': Who's there
Person 1: Runeep
'Craig': Runnep Who?
(end of joke- 5 minutes later)
Craig: RUNNY POO! I GET IT! (laughs for 10 minutes.)
Sucking inside a cup so that it gets stuck to your face.
Doing The Cha-Cha Slide on your own at the park.
Wearing taped up Flip Flops.
Doing LOUD burps at innapropriate oppurtunites.
Person 1: Knock knock
'Craig': Who's there
Person 1: Runeep
'Craig': Runnep Who?
(end of joke- 5 minutes later)
Craig: RUNNY POO! I GET IT! (laughs for 10 minutes.)
Sucking inside a cup so that it gets stuck to your face.
Doing The Cha-Cha Slide on your own at the park.
by Liamthehoagie October 08, 2009
an extremly sensitve guy that will cling on to you like a lost koala bear. He will hid everything back untill he is comfertable with you and even then, he expects you to figure the rest of him out. He is a wealthy man, but dont let money get in your head, its not worth it.
by candyrox May 06, 2012
Any guy named Craig will most defiantly lead you on and fuck you over. No matter how nice they seem to be its all a joke. Craigs only want sex they dont usually care about anything else besides that
by coolstorybro81 December 12, 2010
A male figure who often talks about the army, but knows very little about it. He has asian shaped eyes and often smells of baby sick.
He is an individal that never has any money but somehow manages to scrape bus fares together when he needs to.
Can pick up ugly underaged girls very easily and is often mistaken for a rapist.
He is an individal that never has any money but somehow manages to scrape bus fares together when he needs to.
Can pick up ugly underaged girls very easily and is often mistaken for a rapist.
"Hey are you not that guy that raped the underaged girl?"
"NO! she was conscious."
"wait, yes you are! You're Craig!"
"NO! she was conscious."
"wait, yes you are! You're Craig!"
by Dixon5 August 28, 2009
A Craig is when someone is a complete dick and forces themselves on girls, aggressive for no reason. sets out to destroy other people's lives cus their own lives are absolute shit and cannot make themselves feel better unless everyone else is completely fucked up too.
by balls5647 July 22, 2009