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Liquid Confidence 

the need to hear the sound of water in order to use the restroom.
I had to turn on the tap in the bathroom for liquid confidence.

shopping basket confidence 

Shopping basket confidence is the amount of confidence one has in the ability of the basket to hold all items that will be purchased on a trip inside the grocery store. This variable confidence score is used to determine whether the shopper will use a shopping basket or opt for a cart. Shopping basket confidence is generally very high at the front of the store prior to loading any items in said basket. The confidence level decreases rapidly however as the patron wanders aimlessly about the store picking up items they suddenly remembered were necessary in order to make it til the next trip. The patron must then decide to either leave without getting all required items or suffer the ultimate humiliation by going back to the front of the store and getting a cart. The level of shame at that moment is exactly proportional to the previous shopping basket confidence.

It should be noted that men generally have higher shopping basket confidence than women. They tend to believe they can fit enough supplies into the shoebox size basket to wage an expedition to the North Pole. It is also generally accepted that the bigger hurry you are in the more shopping basket confidence you have.
Dude! My shopping basket confidence was shattered when I remembered I needed a case of beer, a case of sodas and a 40 pound sack of dog food.

Financial Confidence 

(N) When you find a money in your pocket or couch that you didn't even know you had, therefore boosting your confidence financially.
Today, I found a dollar in my couch and totally hit up the ice cream man with all of my financial confidence!
Financial Confidence by Superralfy January 10, 2010

Cyber Confidence

When you get online and you start talking trash whenever your too much of a puss to say it in real life.
Dave: Did you hear what John said to Brittany in that text message?

Kit: Yeah, he's got a serious case of cyber confidence.
Cyber Confidence by Aqua785 March 29, 2009

breath confidence 

To act like your shit doesn't stick. To walk with your head high and everyone needs to earn your time.
"You want that girls attention you have to ignore her and breath confidence."

Ass confidence 

When a woman is very confident in the size of her booty.
Stacy has a high level of ass confidence after her surgery.
Ass confidence by renegaj September 19, 2016