buttery crumpet

When you slab that butter on the crumpet and it melts all the way through to the plate.

That was such a buttery crumpet I licked the plate afterwards.

by anonymous August 18, 2022

Buttery Oyster

When someone (gender specific) gets tuned up at a BBQ, and gives head to everyone. And SWALLOWS to boot.

For instance, at Dave's Fourth of July BBQ, someone enthusiastically shouted, "It's Buttery Oyster Time!" The excitement was so contagious that Bryan, caught up in the moment, accidentally took a tumble down the stairs and broke a rib. Unfortunately for Bryan, he missed out on the "Buttery Oyster” fun.

by MATTSLAPPY17 July 5, 2025

Buttery Bobcat

The action of attempting to insert a flaccid object into a tight hole.

"Dammit Billy, I'm trying to thread my tippet into this indicator and it's a total Buttery Bobcat going on over here."
"I was at the brothel last night and was so drunk I totally did a Buttery Bobcat"

by mikehunt1010 October 30, 2018