My lobster's too buttery and my steak is too juicy

Something a dumb motherfucker would say when they're given something that's arguably enjoyable to every normal person in the fucking world, used by the other party in mocking connotation

Party 1: "Bro, my girlfriend's sex game is too good, it's distracting me from the game"
Party 2: "Waiter! Waiter! My lobster's too buttery and my steak is too juicy! Shut your bitch ass up"

by chucklesmcfuckles September 1, 2025

Buttery Wank

When you or a loved one uses a stick of buttery (preferably slightly melted) as lubrication to jerk off.

After a long day of hard work I was gifted a buttery wank from my girlfriend.

by LMSnih October 14, 2025

Buttery gusset

A term used to describe a woman that displays affection for a man by becoming moist

Lady 1: “Oh, look at that man there. He’s really appealing”
Lady 2: “Nah, not my type”
Lady 1 “I’m feeling all flustered. He’s giving me a right buttery gusset”

by Jenson Buttermilk June 25, 2023