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Calling the plumber

When anticipation of anal sex is high you prepare the female by filling her douche with x lax to assure you get a good clean piping.
Yo Gary I was about to Go to pound town through the back door but wanted to make sure the porch was cleaned out so I was calling the plumber to get a clean slip and slide
by Chopperindabag April 29, 2021
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plumbers itch

When you have a light itch between your butt cheeks that you constantly scratch and then becomes a rash forming around the ring of the shit hole. then referred to as "Plumbers Itch"
Man I got really bad plumbers itch at work today after wiping my ass with my sock and sweating alol day. It's the worst!!!
by Plumbers Itch January 29, 2015
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Plumber’s Moustache

When a man is performing oral stimulation on the anus of his lady friend and develops a brown coloured stain in his upper lip.
I went all time crazy on my girl’s a-hole and earned me a plumber’s moustache!
by Ryfish! January 4, 2019
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plumber jack

A 5’4 horny white boy who dresses in ripped jeans and flannel shirts. He tends to spend a lot of time in relationships that are meaningless. A plumber jack’s favorite activity is going up to his girlfriends father and saying that he is the plumber his daughter ordered. He then proceeds to tell the father he needs to lay some pipes and fill some holes. The father lets him in the house without a second thought, and leads him to the bathroom. Once engaged in his pride work, a plumber jack proceeds to play fake drilling and construction noises to hide his dirtiness. When finished he snacks on mushrooms and pickles while playing Fortnite.
I heard that kid and his blonde girlfriend roll played a plumber jack.
by pppdjdjjdj January 31, 2023
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liquid plumber

They. sent the Liquid plumber to fix my sink and he still passed out underneath it
by hank00001111 October 17, 2017
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german plumber

Leaping off the dresser and pounding in a new hole
My husband was feeling frisky and tried the german plumber. Now I have two belly buttons!
by Sweet Peac December 10, 2016
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Plumbers Handshake

A handjob from someone with extremely rough skin.
That girl was up for anything, but when she dropped it hand it was a plumbers handshake
by Kakistos153 April 24, 2019
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