Jason Bittner

Jason Bittner is a god, a metal icon, and the drummer for Shadows Fall. He can double-bass drum faster than anyone could imagine.

Need an example? "The Light that Blinds" off of Shadows Fall's new cd The War Within.

by triplecorpsehammerblow December 28, 2004

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bitterman

1. An extremely pessimistic person who constantly complains about a problem but does nothing to fix it.
2. Somebody who spends most of their time dicking around on message boards or possibly on urbandictionary.com complaining about all the crappy things in their life.
3. A hilarious comic strip in MAD Magazine about this really pessimistic guy who makes everybody around him miserable.

Emo dude: I'm gonna go online and complain about how much my life sucks because my grades are crappy and I hate my parents and I have no friends!
Regular dude: Get off your ass and do something about it then, bitterman.

by Toxic Orphan April 22, 2005

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bitter

To be perpetually pissed off

Huddmeister is so bitter hes got a chip on his shoulder

by huddosauce May 7, 2018

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bittercisms

Incessant whinging comments which are usually repeated ad nauseum.

"Yesterday, instead of writing my thesis, I watched 'Bring It On' and learnt all the cheerleading moves. Now I'm in a guilt spiral about how little I've written. Why don't I ever get any work done?"

by Louise Yabsley June 15, 2005

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bitterly

Thinking horrible things

he thought bitterly as he ate his toast

by fluffyunicorn2.0 June 11, 2018

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Bitters

English beer that is brewed to be usually %9 alcohol (versus the pussy-ass 3.2 beer of the 'states) and is meant to be served at room temperature. Bitters usually has a bitter taste, initially, but as you drink it the lager tends to have a sweet after taste that really grows on you.

Oi, John, a pint of bitters for me and me boys!

by Bill Brasky February 1, 2005

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