Bishop in a turtle neck

An un-circumsized penis

My penis looks like a bishop in a turtle neck.

by heyheybaybay123456789 February 2, 2012

Bishop Bullwinkle

He is from The First Church of Nothing But The Truth. His inspirational song "Hell Naw" is a beautiful dissertation on church shenanigans.

Who sings that song , "Hell to the naw naw naw"?

Well, that would be the renowned Bishop Bullwinkle.

by dickburns May 31, 2018

bishop sycamore

The best high school in Ohio. In 2021, lost a close football game to IMG Academy of Florida at the score of 58-0. The school has multiple 5-star recruits on the roster ranging from teenagers to mid twenty-year-olds. The high school which mainly surrounds football has even been broadcasted on ESPN.

Person 1: “Did you see the IMG vs. Bishop Sycamore football game?”

Person 2: “OMG yes, Bishop Sycamore is so good at footbal!”

by Tyren Jackson September 9, 2021

Bishop's Stortford

Market town that in recent years has become infested with chavs and roadmen who are wannable gangstas. Most can be found in large groups regularly sucking each other off in parks or found online exposed as nonces.

Very low IQ population in general even among the non chavs. This can be blamed on immigration from Essex and shithole parts of London involving half brained white trash. Will soon be like Harlow.

Bishop's Stortford is a shithole with nothing to do.

by Chav destroyer February 9, 2022

Bishop Connolly High

Bishop Connolly is a small high school in Fall River, Massachusetts. The school is mid at best. To describe to the student population the best its composed of 20% vapers/stoners, 20% nerds, 3% emo girls, 7% jocks, 35% normal people, 5% fatherless children, and 10% cringe tiktoker girls. Overall, the school is fine, I guess. Don't try to use the bathroom on the far side of the school. There are always nerds vaping in there, essentially rendering the bathroom hazardous for normal people to use. Going into that bathroom, you are guaranteed cancer from all the secondhand smoke (or, well, vape fumes). The school is closing this year, and that is sad or something. In the end, this school is fine. I met a lot of new friends here, but it is kind of mid.

Principal: What are your thoughts on Bishop Connolly High?

Average Student: I mean it's alright like... overrated as fuck in my opinion I mean... And you know what though? That's typically how the bullshit goes... you feel me?

by Shrek9898989898 May 7, 2023

A Bishop

To go to a place with the intention and expectation to do something. Then doing something completely different that has little to no correlation to the original task and then complaining when it doesn't work out.

"He's gone and done a bishop."
"I'm just gonna do a bishop."

by TheBaldPolish December 5, 2018

Slapping the bishop

Another way of masturbaiting but sometimes it can be used for furiously masturbaiting.

Man: “hey are you alright??”
You: “ nah I spent all night slapping the bishop.”

by Slapdabitch October 18, 2018