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love battle

When 2 gay guys put on glow in the dark condoms and have a love battle Star Wars style
Carl and Simon had a love battle last night now I have to buy more glow in the dark condoms
by Phoenix 123 August 7, 2020
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Battle Plan

A methodical process of courting a good looking member of the opposite sex.

The duration of a battle plan can range from a week, to a couple of years, depending on the circumstances and the people involved.
John: "I'm going to get her to walk with me to my seminar, to kick start the battle plan."

Paul: "You need to add her on Facebook first."
by VW Kl December 17, 2011
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battle booty

Battle booty is an enduring term for sex between to consenting soldiers. It’s military term for civilians booty call. Battle booty is what you get when a cuddle struggle breaks out in a fox hole, or in any remote out post during an FTX.
Chris looked at Natalie in her battle rattle, shot her a look and she knew it’ was go time for extra PT and she became his forever battle booty.
by Tater salad March 29, 2019
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cabinet battle

A meeting designed for the soul purpose of roasting two parties usually conducted between the founding fathers Thomas Jefferson and Alexander Hamilton
Did you watch the cabinet battle yesterday?
by Kittykitcat38 January 2, 2019
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Battle of the Wits

Used in many improv clubs worldwide to reference an improv topic that takes superior creative thinking and talent to pull off, not a topic like "underwear on your head".
John: Progressive parenting, battle of the wits.
Noah: This is a tough one guys can we do it?
Justin: (pees pants)
by Wayne Bradie December 30, 2011
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Battle of Chateauguay

Fought October 26th, 1813, between the American forces under the command of Genl. Hampton and an entirely Canadian force under the command of Charles de Salaberry.

De Salaberry divided his force of 1500 Canadian regulars, militia and indians, between 5 lines of defence, constructed out of wood, known as Abatis. Using the river to cover his left flank, and the forest to cover his right, de Salaberry awaited the inivitable American attack. As an added precaution, he also destroyed the bridges leading to the defenses, which would make it impossible for the American Artillery to join in battle later.

The Americans were aware of his position, and made plans to flank it. One brigade, with 1500 soldiers, crossed the Chateauguay river and proceeded through the wilderness without a road or usefull guide. It wound up spending the entire night on the march.

When the fighting commenced, the Americans engaging the first abatis were unable to scatter its defenders (although a skirmish line before the defenses withdrew at the opening of the battle). Meanwhile the other brigade across the river found itself assailed by two companies of Canadian militia, and under fire from more soldiers across the river.

Despite being horribly outnumbered, (out of a force of 1500, only about 320 actually participated in the fighting), the Canadians convinced the Americans that they, in fact, were the ones outnumbered. Using the force's trumpets, the Americans were made to believe more soldiers were advancing unseen through the woods.

This, plus the Canadians' feisty defense, compelled Hampton to withdraw his army. In the process, he also abandoned the bridade which had crossed the river the previous day, forcing them to construct a bridge to escape later.

In a rather embarrassing event, a number of American officers were seen asking for assistance to cross the river, having abandoned their troops in the woods. These officers were ignored.

After the battle, Hampton revealed that his force had taken some 50 casualties. Other estimates probe far higher, but the Canadians themselves offer the best guess at America's loss, documenting that they buried more than 40 American dead. Canadian losses were officially 2 dead, 17 wounded, and a number missing. However, other documents place dead ranging from 4-5, wounded from 17-22, and up to 5 missing.

According to legend, the Canadians who formed the skirmish line before the abatis, camouflaged themselves with cloaks woven from fallen red maple leaves.
kid: "What's the battle of Chateauguay?"
guy: "A disaster for the Americans; a forgotten triumph for Canadians."
by Offenso September 3, 2005
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Tower Battles

TDS overrated smh, stole all the fame and glory.
Tower Battles exists.
by LeoValdez22165 February 13, 2021
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