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Chat au vin

Domesticated feline slow cooked in robust French red wine (preferably Cab Sav). Grab a cat (or several) and beat against a rock until limp, immediately toss into a boiling vat of wine. Fur on is best. If they are sinewy cook for 5hr+ (If not grab another cat) . Serve with potatoes. Allegedly the original inspiration for popularised “coq au vin” (French chicken recipe).

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This chat au vin is sinewy

That chat would look great wearing some vin

Give that chat some vin, it’s done
by Bon chien February 1, 2022
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Pain au chocolat

It is a pastry of French origin, which, as its name suggests, is composed of bread (pain) and chocolate (chocolat). It is not a baguette in which a bar of chocolate has been put, don't make the confusion. It is baked with the talents of French bakers to obtain a succulent chocolate in a crispy bread.
However, the people of southwestern France call this pastry "Chocolatine" and because of this a war is constantly being waged. No one is really sure of the origin of this word but one thing is sure, the southerners are devoting themselves body and soul to defend this term they are so fond of.
Guy 1 : Hey, what do you want for your breakfast ?
Guy 2 : I would like a pain au chocolat !
by Natha76131 September 1, 2020
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coq au vin

To penetrate someone with a wine bottle; to use a wine bottle as a replacement for a penis in some way.
"Fancy some 'coq au vin' tonight dear"?
by Matthew John Jones June 12, 2007
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cafe au lait

Term describing a person who is of hybrid race, usually a cross between a European and an African negro. The term comes from the French "coffee with milk" to describe the color. Unlike most terms used to describe these people, it is not usually meant in a derogatory way.
Dude 1: Beyonce is a fine cafe au lait chick
Dude 2: Come off it man, that negress wears a fucking wig!
by meester p July 21, 2007
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au pair-a-legal

An au pair-a-legal is an underpaid, underappreciated non-JD'd firm worker who has to coddle some punk summer associate who don't know his Westlaw from his Lexis. The au pair-a-legal must do research, filing, and coffeeing while the punk noshes on delicious lunches day-in and day-out. Often a young female native to a foreign country or otherwise otherly occupied land mass.
Most of the staff in Washington, D.C. law firms between May 15 and August 20 every year are au pair-a-legals.
by Hoos 4 a B Curve May 20, 2006
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femme au foyer

Another word for a stupid bitch. It's a housewife who does nothing but sit on her ass.
Dude, that femme au foyer is so fucking ugly!
by chefjordan January 26, 2008
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Aus-tray-lia

The CORRECT pronunciation of the country Australia. Not to be confused with Straya or Austria.
Daniel said he was from Aus-tray-lia.
by ChipChip235 June 19, 2010
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