Little Billy: Hey pa, my girlfriend Linda said she wants to have "sex"... What do I do?!
Pa: Easy son, just pull your little pecker there out and shove it right up her patty flappers. You'll be just fine.
Little Billy: Thanks Pa....for the best
Pa: Easy son, just pull your little pecker there out and shove it right up her patty flappers. You'll be just fine.
Little Billy: Thanks Pa....for the best
by #pussy #poon #beaver #vagina January 25, 2017
Drunk chick at a bar that flaps her pussy on the floor like she is performing at a strip club... except it's totally not a strip club & everyone is staring.
We were at a karaoke bar, everything was kosher at first. Then the floor flapper showed up... Every time anyone sang a rap song, the front row heard pussy slamming on the floor, for free! That poor floor....
by Not a Flapper August 04, 2019
Hey Andrew , you only beat me in guitar hero 3, because you use a controller
It doesn't matter i still beat you
no your just a Faggy Finger Flapper
It doesn't matter i still beat you
no your just a Faggy Finger Flapper
by Campbell-toe January 28, 2016
Hey Andrew , you only beat me in guitar hero 3, because you use a controller
It doesn't matter i still beat you
no your just a Faggy Finger Flapper
It doesn't matter i still beat you
no your just a Faggy Finger Flapper
by Campbell-toe January 28, 2016
one of those hand dryers in public restrooms that blows the hot air so hard that the fat and skin on your hands flaps around.
Person A comes back from the restroom
Person B: That took a while
Person A: Yeah, there was a flesh flapper in there, I spend a while watching it blow around the skin on my hands.
Person B: That took a while
Person A: Yeah, there was a flesh flapper in there, I spend a while watching it blow around the skin on my hands.
by Klemintina March 01, 2011
When you fart and it feels like your butthole slaps together and sounds like a seel clapping its hands
by PowerLiftyThing April 10, 2020
Mankywavw:oh Hengi please play da Fortntie flapper emote i beg you
Hengi:i mean... if you like it that much i guess ill play it. ( Fortnite flapper emote )
Hengi:i mean... if you like it that much i guess ill play it. ( Fortnite flapper emote )
by A suspicious blobfish July 29, 2022