totally kittens

Like totes my goats, but for girls. It means totally, of course, I agree, sure, me too, you get the idea.

Girl 1: We're going out tonight.
Girl 2: Totally kittens.

Girl 1: That guy is so hot. I wanna get with that.
Girl 2: Totally fucking kittens.

by vavavaval April 15, 2009

totally awesome

A:To be completely or entirely awesome. That is, to have all stand in awe of your overwhelming presence, only dreaming they could be as perfect as you.
B: See Skylar Richter

Oh my god Look at Skylar, he's so totally awesome **swoon** I just want him to have my children!

by CharmedLadies January 6, 2005

totally joe

To be totally and completely who you are. To not let anyone stop you being who you are. To be happy and unique. The phrase was coined by James Howe in his book "Totally Joe", a book about standing up to haters and bullies.

"I love that girl, she is so totally joe!"

by Oktobre July 1, 2008

totally accurate battle simulator

A game where you play god and make red and blue team fight each other with many different units.

you;yo man you want to play totally accurate battle simulator? friend:lol k. other friend: same dude.

by Htheguy69 September 14, 2020

la's totally awesome

A cheap power cleaner from God, Jesus, and Beyonce. Will clean the sin out of a college/high school party.

Usually cost a dollar

Josh: How I am going to clean this party mess up.
Kevon: LA's Totally Awesome will clean this shit in two seconds
Josh:I only have a dollar
Kevon: Good

by ___king_k___ October 8, 2017

totally drunk slut wannabe

A girl who fakes drinking pretends like she is drinking when no one is looking so she has an excuse to get on more than one guy every night.

Jackie is a totally drunk slut wannabe of Mariah who doesnt drink, but pretends she is wasted out of her mind at parties so she has an excuse to act "drunk" and hook up with more than one guy.

by youdeservethismofo June 11, 2006

totally girl powered

a feminist who relies on no man

by Grapes June 5, 2003