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by punciskris January 6, 2022
Get the kris momentmug. A sorry, bum loser, who would rather his woman work and pay all the bills while he pretends to sing and play guitar and basketball all day rather than working like a man to HELP HIS WOMAN WHO DOES EVERYTHING ALONE! Sulks in his misery and never will take responsibility for the things he’s done that land him in shitty situations. UNDATABLE
by Jimmmmi June 12, 2019
Get the Kris Carrollmug. A shitty boyfriend who never works, who doesn’t help his girlfriend pay bills, sits around the house all day pretending he can play guitar and sing. Catch him outside walking because he doesn’t have a car. He never takes responsibility for his actions that land him in situations he’s in. It’s always someone else’s fault. Loser to say the least. Sulks in misery brings everyone down that’s why no one wants him.
by Jimmmmi June 12, 2019
Get the Kris Carrollmug. Verb past tense. To take it up the bottom by a large man with a festive white beard and jolly disposition.
Take a look at that poor shmuck! He must have gotten Kris Kringled last night!
One must always be ready to get Kris Kringled during the holiday season.
One must always be ready to get Kris Kringled during the holiday season.
by jollychristmaslover December 22, 2020
Get the Kris Kringledmug. by Kgw August 7, 2017
Get the kris hitmug. she is beautiful ,kind sweet and smart. She is good in bed and if u date her and don't treat right you will make a sad mistake.
by jhhfhdw July 7, 2022
Get the Kris-Anniemug. A dairy farmer donegal native, so clearly the coolest man alive. Can fix your car or fix you a canadian club and dry. A speed demon. Comepetitive, has to come first, always. Self proclaimed Adonis. Will only stand you up once. His mammy says hes nice.
by Shiiivvvvvyyyy October 7, 2019
Get the Kris Vancemug.