kooked

meaning pooped/shit

oh no, i think i may have kooked myself!

by djshdishxk March 3, 2023

shy pasty kook

Shy, good looking surfer who thinks he’s the shit but can’t talk to a girl in person. This person has friends but none of them Iike him because he’s boring... also why all the girls leave him.....!!!

I know a shy pasty kook who is friends with an Asian nigger.

by pasty fuck June 30, 2018

kook salad

A kook salad is a group of kooks or a single kook being extra kooky

Kenny is being a kook salad ever since he got his own office

by KookinGang August 3, 2017

seedy kook

someone who is filthy and a wannabe surfer.
annoying seedy person.

Girl: ahh your so gay
girl2: fcuk you you seedy kook.

by llaaauuuraaa October 17, 2008

kool kooking klub

the kkk

tim:hi im part of the kkk
jim:your a racist thats not good
tim:no its kool kooking klub silly also known as white supremesis

by thekkks January 28, 2022

Kook

A absolute fuck with zero brain capicty. usly shitting or blowing his dad. usly friends with coopers, and Connors.

Have reputation for raping small children and have fricken asain boi tiny dick.

ur a fuckin kook

by asain dick November 14, 2019

kook

A crazy or eccentric person; someone who has no idea how to surf

Look at Sleeves and OMK out there, what kooks!

by Truer Definitions July 17, 2017