by anonymous December 12, 2020

by Jaycoby December 15, 2017

Friend 1 - Why are you lying in the floor drinking milk?
Friend 2 - I have lost the meaning of life.
Friend 2 - I have lost the meaning of life.
by TortoiseAxo April 17, 2024

Random person:no problem ya take it easy
Michael in the good place :I'll do you one better I'll say this to my friend with all the love in my Hart and all the wisdom of the universe. take it snlezy.
Me : I will
Random guy:is that the meaning of life
Douglas: yes yes it is
Michael in the good place :I'll do you one better I'll say this to my friend with all the love in my Hart and all the wisdom of the universe. take it snlezy.
Me : I will
Random guy:is that the meaning of life
Douglas: yes yes it is
by . . . February 15, 2020

by ONLYSHMOOB March 7, 2021

There is no meaning to life. Thanks to the second law of thermodynamics, you were born to increase the total entropy of the universe. You are just a worthless little piece of shit, and you do not matter. Your contribution to the total entropy is pretty low. Go blow up Mars first, and then we can talk.
Life has no meaning. We are just advanced/evolved forms of ancient organisms better at causing chaos than viruses. In a way, causing chaos IS the meaning of life.
by Mee6 46 January 24, 2023

by nice_balls_nigga November 14, 2019
