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Upper-decker Double Blumpkin

A dude sits atop the toilet tank and craps in it, facing forward. A woman (or man, I guess...) sits on the toilet backwards and also crals as s/he performs oral sex on the guy seated atop the tank.
What were you two doing in the bathroom so long?
I expelled every fluid imaginable thanks to getting an upper-decker double blumpkin.
by Terry O'Raynis April 4, 2023
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Double Decker

Similar to the Upper Decker, the Double Decker involves taking a shit in the victim’s toilet, not flushing, then repeating the process in the tank. The end result is the unsuspecting victim flushing the lone turd, only to be accosted by a stream of liquid feces into the bowl. This is far beyond an innocent prank, be sure the victim deserves it, as there’s no going back.
Allen was house-sitting for Sam and had a party at his house...he was only caught because somebody left a Double Decker in Sam’s toilet.
by AlienMan1964 February 7, 2018
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European Double-Decker

Performing a European Double-Decker involves a male and female deficating in the bowl and resevoir (respectively) with the male straddling the resevoir, thus giving him access to perform cunnilingus on the female.
Brad and Angela just got back from a European Double-Decker in the bathroom. You can tell by his white mustache and brown soul patch.
by Ninjow June 17, 2021
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double decker bus

when you live in a dorm and both you and the people above you are having sex at the same time.
our upstairs neighbors are having a double decker bus with us rn.
by pseudonymforyourname November 17, 2022
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