Blob rocket

When at a certain time of the month one blasts off into a pre menstral rage.

She blasted off on her blob rocket, must be that time again.

by Posogerus March 6, 2021

hot blobbing

When a man comes inside his partner and after a couple of minutes the come starts to drip out in blobs

Oh my god I was walking downstairs and I was hot blobbing in my knickers

by Markim May 10, 2018

blem blob

The slang-term for porely performed oral sex.
The phrase originates from the sound one would imagine a girl would make when trying to say blow job during the very same act, as it would perfectly represent the failure of a blem blob.

holocaust lemon party

Man! All that build up just to get a lousy blem blob, I'm breaking up with Ashley

by kashootuptheschool March 28, 2017

Blob Fish

An ugly fish, so basically what humanity looks like...

Or your closest friend, it doesn't matter, your all ugly.

Blob Fish: WHY AM I SO UGLY!!! *cries*

by HOTTO DOGU May 19, 2017

Unfukable Blob

An adjective describing extra large humans, considered by most physicians to be obese.

That woman has so many rolls she is an "Unfukable Blob"!

That dude is so gross with his big gut hanging out and that ass crack that is blinding is an "Unfukable Blob"

by Blob master September 8, 2010

blob bob

one of the greatese old flash games

"person 1: man, i am so bored. what should i do
person 2: you could play "blob bob"
person 1:your right, that game is awsome"

by ingo jones June 18, 2008

Blob job

Nearly as erotic as it sounds. A blob job is an instance when someone screws up in a sexual act.

OH NO I JUST DID A BLOB JOB! i'll go get a towel.

by QWAH it really is me! September 28, 2008