Dick-thirty

The time of the day when you need to get laid and it is absolutely necessary to have sex

I'm getting tired of just talking about it. Time to take your clothes of because its dick-thirty.

by givdoggy dog March 24, 2010

Weiner-thirty

The time of day where there is a mandatory 2 pee pee touch rule for all significant others. Happens approximately 23 times a day, usually immediately following beer-thirty, but has been known to be able to carry it's own load.

Holy rusted metal Batman, it's weiner-thirty.

by Spelunking December 02, 2009

bra thirty

That glorious moment when you are finally able to divest yourself of your bra and finally get comfortable. Usually applicable to small breasted, fit women who only need one to keep from getting headlights all over the place.

"I just hit bra thirty an hour ago, and was headed into beer thirty and some ridiculous crap happened at work and I have to go back. It's cold in that damn server room, so I have to get back into my damn bra again so I'm not on high beams."

by UnsweetenedIcedTea July 18, 2016

skin-thirty

a reply from someone who doesn't have a watch, usually said after someone asks what time it is.

1: Hey, what time is it?
2: (looks at their watchless wrist) It's skin-thirty.

by KRHimself October 01, 2004

o'dark-thirty

Reeeeeallly early in the morning

"Oh my God, I was up at o'dark-thirty this morning and I can't stop yawning!"

by Alexa-in-wonderland February 04, 2010

Dirty Thirty

Thirty pack of "Miller High Life" cans.

Dude, I drank a whole dirty thirty last night -or- Wanna get a dirty thirty?

by sarah515valleyjunctioncrew March 23, 2004

Dirty Thirty

Someone lays in the pre-anal sex posistion and spreads their cheeks while a very friendly companion pours a double shot of tequila into their gaping void. After thirty minutes of holding the shots inside of their rectum, the companion places their lips around their partner's anus as they fart the shot of diahquila into their welcoming mouth.

My poop shoot hurts from the Dirty Thirty last night!
I've been backed up for a week from the Dirty Thirty!

by martinswiggart January 25, 2008