by Harribooo February 04, 2021

A: Did you hear about Justin?
B; No, why?
A: He got all fucked up on a mormon speedball and streaked through a police station singing "funky town",,,
B: Fucking Mormon Speedballs, Not even once.
B; No, why?
A: He got all fucked up on a mormon speedball and streaked through a police station singing "funky town",,,
B: Fucking Mormon Speedballs, Not even once.
by neuro_nick January 02, 2017

Named after the Betty Ford clinic. It is a drink mix consisting of coffee and alcohol. Uppers to bring you up and downers to bring you back down.
by Gunt chuck May 02, 2018

by Secrect Destroyer May 04, 2020
