Scandinavian cuthulu

When a circular orgee of Scandinavian men ejaculate on to one man in the center

Me and the boys are going to have a Scandinavian cuthulu tonight

by i_tuTle May 11, 2023

Scandinavian Checkers

A sexual position not unlike playing leapfrog. One partner mounts and penetrates the other in a classic doggy style position, then pulls out and jumps over the other. The positions are then reversed, with the initially penetrated partner now taking over penetration.

I played some Scandinavian Checkers with my partner yesterday. We broke two lamps, a dresser, and I have a mild concussion. That was a good night.

by Kera Ott October 5, 2023

scandinavian feet porn

Stinky cheesy feet

Ok slimy macaroni nigga
I’m searching it up
10 mins later:
Mmmmmm scandinavian feet porn

by ☆★Marigold★☆ October 17, 2022

Scandinavian Bean Flick

When one yeets any object, their body, their car, their fingers on the cusp of their lovers nether-regions, quickly in an s-shaped fashion.

Jeanette said she had never had an orgasm quite like the one Matthew gave her when he used his special “Scandinavian Bean Flick” method on her clitoris.

by Atadoff3991 December 15, 2021

Scandinavian Water Bottle

What made you search this, tell me. What made you want to type "Scandinavian Water Bottle"
Well whatever ridocolous reasons you searched this, "Scandinavian Water Bottle" meanings a water bottle in scandinavia.

Me: I am in Scandinavia and have a Scandinavian Water Bottle
Friend: Ok weird phrasing but makes sense.

by Wait a minute... Germany? December 25, 2021

scandinavian neck tie

Similar to an "Italian Neck Tie" in which the horrible act of slitting the throat and pulling your tongue through, the "Scandinavian Neck Tie" is the act of violently slitting someone's throat and sticking a whole Cod fish head first up and into the cut.

Dude, you still owe me 10lbs of Reindeer. Pay up or get the Scandinavian Neck tie!

by jermarley February 25, 2021

Scandinavian Zen

The lifestyle of the happiest people on Earth - the Scandinavians. Finding your everyday Zen moments in Scandinavian ways. Focusing on the important stuff and ignoring the irrelevant bullshit,

I've been too busy lately. I need to get some Scandinavian Zen in my life.

Q: Do I need to go to a class or something to learn Scandinavian Zen?
A: Hell no, just do your thing. Scandinavian Zen is a mindset.

by ZenManOfficial March 13, 2021