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Scandinavian Water Bottle

What made you search this, tell me. What made you want to type "Scandinavian Water Bottle"
Well whatever ridocolous reasons you searched this, "Scandinavian Water Bottle" meanings a water bottle in scandinavia.
Me: I am in Scandinavia and have a Scandinavian Water Bottle
Friend: Ok weird phrasing but makes sense.
by Wait a minute... Germany? December 25, 2021
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scandinavian water dog

The act of inserting a gelatinous substance into someone's rectum, then punching them in a way to force the substance back out as a projectile
I can't believe he gave me a Scandinavian Water Dog in a walmart
by Captain Degen March 15, 2023
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Scandinavian Dickgrab

The sexual move of pulling yours or another persons penis until it explodes in a ball of cum, piss and blood.
Jan: "Wow that guy is so sexy. I wanna do the Scandinavian Dickgrab on him."
by gussandst November 17, 2023
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Scandinavian Zen

The lifestyle of the happiest people on Earth - the Scandinavians. Finding your everyday Zen moments in Scandinavian ways. Focusing on the important stuff and ignoring the irrelevant bullshit,
I've been too busy lately. I need to get some Scandinavian Zen in my life.

Q: Do I need to go to a class or something to learn Scandinavian Zen?
A: Hell no, just do your thing. Scandinavian Zen is a mindset.
by ZenManOfficial March 13, 2021
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Scandinavian Bean Flick

When one yeets any object, their body, their car, their fingers on the cusp of their lovers nether-regions, quickly in an s-shaped fashion.
Jeanette said she had never had an orgasm quite like the one Matthew gave her when he used his special “Scandinavian Bean Flick” method on her clitoris.
by Atadoff3991 December 15, 2021
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scandinavian neck tie

Similar to an "Italian Neck Tie" in which the horrible act of slitting the throat and pulling your tongue through, the "Scandinavian Neck Tie" is the act of violently slitting someone's throat and sticking a whole Cod fish head first up and into the cut.
Dude, you still owe me 10lbs of Reindeer. Pay up or get the Scandinavian Neck tie!
by jermarley February 25, 2021
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Scandinavian Handshake

Joe and I just got back from Denmark, we met this danish couple that introduced us to the Scandinavian Handshake!
by Larsy-chan February 25, 2025
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