runners depression

failed to complete a workout run for an extended period of time and frankly dont give a damn.

I have runners depression since I haven't run in 2 weeks, and I could care less.

by twitfollower May 12, 2011

Runner

A breed of mentally tough humans who travel long distances on foot at a pace above 7mph. Do not confuse with ‘joggers’, who are an inferior version of this specie. Often, when confronted with the term ‘jogger’ at a party, a ‘runner’ will pick up their coat and depart immediately. (Especially if it is their own home). They are known to engage in ridiculous yet effective warm up routines, and can be seen panting and spitting across the city of London. Although unknown as to why, motorists seemingly despise these tough runners. Do not be surprised if you see them out in rain, sun or blizzards. For they can adapt to numerous environments and weather patterns. They are famed for their commitment and severe mental fortitude.

Was is a car?
Was it a pronghorn antelope?
No, it was one of those ‘runners’

by Jack Wilshere T City December 25, 2019

Naruto Runners

A group of highly trained ninja mercenaries that can dodge bullets, create clones, and SexyJutsu

Karens- I carpool all of the Furries to the front lines and then they'll form a phalanx. You guys will go around covering the Kyles. The Kyles will destroy the outer gates so the Anti-Vax kids and the Crackheads could sneak in and overpower the guards. They can't stop us all
Naruto Runners- I just wanna clap some alien cheeks

by Void_Slash April 27, 2020

missouri ridge runner

In modern days a ridge runner is somone living in or spending a large amount of time in the ozarks region of missouri. Someone that likes camping, hiking, or sitting in rivers in the southern parts of missouri. Someone prefering the backwoods of Missouri to the city life of Kansas City or St. Louis. Not to be confused with a Missouri Meth head.

I'd rather be a Missouri ridge runner then a south county hoosier or a west county snob.

by CountryMamma1977 August 22, 2010

low budget maze runner

This is a fan movie, with the cutest, most incredible, sweetest, wonderful, and generally the best cast

someone: -who is that dancing to the music there "talk dirty-jason derulo"
someone 2: -this is a low budget maze runner cast, they are very funny and nice people

by gwennys November 28, 2021

suz runner

A suz runner is when you have a crack pipe, throw it at the front of a car while naked, run around in a circle 3 times.

Jack did a suz runner in a gas station parking lot at night.

by nategi47 August 20, 2010

cum runner

Dribbles of semen down a womans leg or skirt post sexual act.

Oh fuck Suzy, you got a cum runner, clean up quick!

by Bud E Love May 2, 2003