Ronan

A Ronan is typically an average height blondish brown haired guy with luscious curls. He typically wears a hat, making him look like some kind of majestic Sam Sulek. Ronans usually walk around in a manner that is incredibly aggressive and confident, completely unintentionally. Aside from his athletic walk the guy has the worst case of resting bitch face you'll ever see. Only makes him look three times as handesome though. His eyes look like he's seen the traumas of war half the time and he's pretty quiet and mysterious. Then again, the guy will shift from looking like a handesome vietnam veteran to a laughing manic. The guy is either loud and funny as fucking hell, or quiet and scary as fucking hell. Personally, I'd ride his undoubtedly massive cock any day. He's always wearing a longsleeve and a jacket with joggers, and he's always carrying at least two bags with him. The guy seems prepared for anything and is incredibly kind. This motherfucker is a scary sweet talker too because the guy isn't afraid of anything. Low key think he's a nymphomaniac. This motherfucker has been in more school fights than you can count and is super nice until you fix with him. The guy can speak norwedgian and plays drumset incredibly well. You'll forget how built the guy is until swim unit comes around or the motherfucker shows up in a tight shirt. He's got a fucking eight pack for gods sake. He pulls men and women alike.

Damon: "shit dude I wonder why he always seems so intilectual and distant. It's like he's got a plan for everything, and half the time just responds in cool one liners."
Venessa: "I'm wet."
Damon: "I came."
Venessa: "he's mine Damon."
Damon: "Nuh uh. Ronan is MY daddy."

by OhTheNamesYoullKnow December 30, 2023

Ronan

Ladyboy

Guy: Look there's a ladyboy
Ronan: :)

by Lil Gord October 3, 2023

Scuba Ronan

It is called a Scuba Ronan when there is an exchange within the prison system generally exchanging eggs for a sexual benefit.

Oh Daryl is over there getting a Scuba Ronan.

by Langy Tranny August 12, 2025

Ronan

Cody Dillon named his second child, born in Tarzana in 2015, Ronan. This child was the most intellectually advanced in nature of his two sons & joined with a kind of inherent maturity & extraordinarily attractive disposition.

If that boy grows up what he is now there will be a new religion in the world. The exaggeration of the remark conveys an idea of the impression little Ronan makes upon others & the quality of the experience by his family.

by 3rdglasseye August 16, 2023

Ronan OP

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by 1.50GB waala March 17, 2023

Ronan

A handsome, loving, kind hearted guy. He can be a Jerk sometimes, but in the end loves you With his entire being. He would be willing to take a bullet for anyone, and has a espiring dream to help others. He would Never talk behind your back, and Back you up when you are wrongly accused. He may Deal with his own problems, but gets over them along with you.

Person A: "Dude, Ronan is so ugly."
Person B: "Bro shut your mouth, He's perfect"

"I love Ronan."

by Niko Drops February 27, 2022

David ronan

A ginger poofter

Look at that poofter over there he looks like a right david ronan

by David ronan February 28, 2018