rodeo style

while having sex doggie style, man whispers another womans name into her ear and tries to stay in her for another eight seconds.

dude, I was making some hot love with Sue last night when I accidentally (yeah right !) moaned 'you are so hot Kim' in her ear and it ended up rodeo style and I was bucked off.

by freeedumb February 4, 2012

Rodeo Clown

The person that keeps the wildebeest in the room during a rodeo.

Hey Rodeo Clown, keep that fat tepid beast in here while we rope her up.

by jimmyjimbo April 25, 2006

Rodeo Clown

N - Someone who acts or dresses foolish to draw attention to oneself. Often this is done to draw attention away from others who might not enjoy the attention so much. If they are ignored, the acts get more and more outlandish.

Similar to how a clown at the rodeo draws the bull away from the cowboy.

The attention received is almost alway in the form of ridicule and laughter at the rodeo clown's expense.

As Jack was running off the field, he tripped on the foul line and landed in a heap. "What a rodeo clown!", said Don.

by I can't find a pseudonym that May 18, 2010

Rodeo Whale fuck

When you go to the bar, and get the fattest ugliest bitch ( she HAS to be at least 300 pounds) just wasted as fuck, hit on her all night, make her pooter tingle, and then bring her back to your pad. Right when your about to fuck, she goes doggystyle and you jam your dick into her anus. The moment you are inside, you bend down and stare her directly in the eyes and say " you are the fattest, ugliest bitch I have ever seen and you fucking disgust me, and I have aids " ...

Then you proceed to hold on for dear life inside of her, while she bucks, jumps, and thrashes in a desperate attempt to toss you off. If you can hold on for ten seconds or longer, consider yourself in the top league of whale rodeo.

20 seconds or longer, you are a literal lord.

" I'm gonna head down to the crusty cunt and find myself a water Buffalo to rodeo whale fuck tonight boys "

" 20 fucking seconds boys!! Bow down to your lord and savior mother fuckas !! "

" fuck I got tossed out the window by big Bertha last night trying to go for gold "

" yall down to find some whales to rodeo fuck boys!? "

by Skinnydick69treway March 7, 2021

rodeo cowboy

A style of unprotected sex in which the male will take the female from behind, and randomly in the middle of intercourse grab her by the hair (preferably a ponytail) and whisper "i have aids" in her ear. As she attempts to scream and flee the male must ride her like a cowboy rides a bull, shouting and screaming "Yehaw!" for as long as possible, until the female either escapes or is knocked unconscious.

Hey guys lets go find a group of ladies and pull of some rodeo cowboys tonight

by phaterection December 13, 2008

Rodeo Drift

A style of stunt driving popularized / invented by Japanese D1 Drift Champion Yasuyuki Kazama.

The act of drifting a car while either sitting on the window sill, or straddling the door with one leg outside of the car. Occasionally a fully-seated driver drifting while holding open the drivers-side door with their foot or leg and one hand in the air.

Last night I watched your mom rodeo drift her car down the street. Btw she's totally hot.

by Captain Ass Pancakes March 6, 2012

Rodeo Fuck

When you're fucking a girl that's so hot you won't even last 8 seconds.

That girl was a definite rodeo fuck. I think I might have lasted a full 6 seconds before I blew my load.

by littletimmytucker September 17, 2020