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Poetry

Ohohohoho... That is BAD! Jesus christ! You and Andrew both. IT DOESN'T NEED TO RHYME! You don't need everything to rhyme. Bottom shelf. That's some bottom shelf poetry.
Hym "Holy shit is your poetry not very good. Mine inspired so many bodies of work that I'm technically one of the greatest writers of all time. But your shit poetry? That, on the other hand, is the worst thing ever written. "
by Hym Iam March 22, 2023
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Poetry Slam

A public gathering where talentless liberals applaud each other’s verbal mutterings of whatever meaningless drivel they believe is poetry (virtually any thought they can croak into a microphone while feigning profound sincerity).
Jill: “Hey Jack, only $20 admission to the poetry slam tonight. Wanna go?”
Jack: “Anyone who pays admission for a circle-jerk is the one getting slammed.”
by Valefar August 27, 2021
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Rhythmic Poetry

Rhythmic Poetry
Defined: Rhythmic Poetry is an artist who's real name is Arshy Dosanjh.

Have you heard of that lyrical genius RhythmicPoetry? He's amazing
by RhythmicPoetryy July 31, 2022
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Managing married mens poetry

Screwing married men even though you know they are married but they must love you because they tell you the truth
"I stay managing married mens poetry because I can Bitches!!! And you can't do shit about it"
by I was minding my own business January 25, 2019
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smack poetry

1. To smack poetry in a verbally abusing way 2. The act of smacking someone's butt

Example: If you accidentally smack someone's butt then you can say it was just 'smack poetry'
Stop using smack poetry it's mean
by Starflyte the Chicken September 29, 2020
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Petty Poetry

Poetry made by a Petty Poet, usually consisting of few and short lines, using modern words.
Petty Poetry would look something like:

The man persistently attacked his cat.
The cat lied on his head like a hat.
The man grew exasperated and hit the wall,
The pain made him gasp and start to fall.

Nothing like that of famous poets such as Shakespeare or Adrianus.
by Arranttehfurball May 30, 2010
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