a person of any ethnic origin who hangs out on front porches/ apartment stairwells/ front yards with other porchmonkeys smoking weed and drinking.
"Dude, let's go inside."
"Nah, I'd rather sit here and wait for my drug dealer to show up."
"Roll a blunt and pass me that 40."
"You're such a porchmonkey."
"Nah, I'd rather sit here and wait for my drug dealer to show up."
"Roll a blunt and pass me that 40."
"You're such a porchmonkey."
by ex-porchmonkey white girl July 26, 2006
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by porchape March 31, 2010
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anyone who gets down with the drink and eats....just sits it out in hot weather on da porch...chillin out...porchmonkey baby !
ZO,Mike,J,G-dog,Hans and Daz were in da hot weather....alcohol,BBQ and more alcohol.....lazin it up...someone says where u at ? we is porchmonkey guy ! they all answered as one.....u spunkjockey !
by honeypot July 27, 2006
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