Osama bin laden

Son: " hey mom, is dad Osama bin Laden "
Mom: " no, he's a pilot remember "
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Osama Bin "Angie" Laden: The First Juvenile Release 《🍭 》...
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Osama Bin-Laden

10 March 1957 - 2 May 2011

The mastermind behind the September 11th terrorist attacks on the World Trade Center, he is said to have a beard gifted from Allah himself and did not let anything stand in his way.......apart from that bullet.
P1: Hey did you hear about Osama Bin-Laden
P2: yeah apparently he got shot in the head for some of the terrorist acts he did
P1: oh yeah...he was the one who organised the 9/11 attacks
by Blal enjoyer 45 September 04, 2022
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Osama Bin Laden

The ugliest man ever. Is fat, his toes smell like mushy burnt slime. Comitted 9/11, gave kids 2,000 heart attacks in one day. He also eats raw eggs for breakfast and he licks snow off the ground. Looks like an honest orangutan that got covered in brown slime, chocolate, and poop.
The trasher:i wish osama bin laden will run for president!!!
Real men:hahaha you got pooped on by bird 😂😂😂😂😂
by AMERICA_ROBLOX October 27, 2023
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Osama Bin Laden Rap

A rap made by osama bin laden during 9/11
Osama Bin Laden Rap: Mahmoud, can we go hijacking?

I'm gonna fly some planes
Into a couple buildings in Manhattan
I'm I'm Osama
Run tell Obama
I'm your fucking uncle
I walk into a airplane like
Bro man salam
This will be bumpy ride
Put your seat belt on
I got C4 bomb tucked into my undies
The pilot says "DAMN SHOULD'VE RODE MY DONKEY"
It's about to get crazy
When it's time to pray
I strap grenade to a baby
"Allah save me"
Happy Ramadamadamadingdong everyone
Let me show you what plane flying lessons gave me
by Thanks for the Backshots March 11, 2025
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