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Jesus

A cuteass nigga name Jesus that gets all the bitches he wants and he also has a very large dick that he puts in everyone’s mouth and he’s cute btw
Damn That boy Jesus is amazing
by Lil Dequaviz January 2, 2019
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Daddy that birthdededed me
by Ohhh dadddyyyyyyy January 6, 2019
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Seth Thomas: Call me daddy? No, call me, Jesus!
by SisSISsis January 14, 2019
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Loyal if nothing else. Puts others first.
"Jesus, will u go out with me?"

"Oh, you dont know... I have a girlfriend. "

"Well its nice to see you are loyal and put her first. "
by s-elarson February 13, 2019
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Person 1:- Wow fam just seen Jesus
Person 2:- Nah dickhead that’s just Tyler Griffin
by GuessImAFortshitePlayer June 21, 2019
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EpicGamerPepper
That nigga is jesus fam
by EpicGamerPepper November 14, 2019
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Oof me dude I’m Jesus your father from the past btw I love roblox
Hello,JESUS 😂😂
by Amber Gibson May 20, 2019
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