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Compulsive Num Num Disorder

CNND, also known as Compulsive Num Num Disorder is an mental disorder that most lesbians possess.

Symptoms: Can't stop eating carpet, sticks out tongue in every selfie, and eats sardines and canned tuna casually.

Remedies: Shock therapy, church, medieval torture methods, and brainwashing via MK ULTRA.
Doctor: Natalie, you have CNND.
Natalie: what's that?

Doctor: Compulsive Num Num Disorder
Natalie: ????
Doctor: you eat roast beef way too often
Natalie: ???
Doctor: you have an addiction to pussy
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Num-chuk Jousting: The First Juvenile Release (they call me mister tibbs so eat my big toe!)...
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim January 27, 2025
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Num pad

A num pad, short for "numeric keypad," is a section of a computer keyboard that contains a set of keys in a grid arrangement. It is typically located on the right side of a full-sized keyboard, separate from the main typing keys. The num pad includes keys for the digits 0 through 9, a decimal point, and mathematical operators such as addition, subtraction, multiplication, and division. It is commonly used in tasks that require numerical input, such as accounting, data entry, and scientific calculations.

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i`m gonna use my Num pad

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Num Num

Someone who is incredibly tasty and often reciprocates to the other party with slightly painful love bites in order to show affection and desire. These are not limited to a restricted area of botanty.
"my girlfriend bit me on the back of the neck the other day. She is my num num."
by botantylover#17917171 April 8, 2024
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