The Newman

When you shave your pubes in the shape of a mustache and a girl gives you a blow job. You get a blow job and she gets a mustache ride. Inspired by the baddest ass in America.

Dude, I trimmed my pubes into the Newman. Gave my chick the best mustache ride of her life.

by Rex Butts August 8, 2018

Glazed Newman

Shiny glaze face after getting after It at the Y. Bonus for Krispy Cream flavored lube use.

He came out the bedroom with a glazed Newman after putting in 20 minutes at the Y.

by Kennysack79 November 23, 2021

+ Ana + Newman + Septum + 3 + Months + Sobriety + Coin + Self + Healing + Actress + Suppository +Gift +

+ Ana + Newman + Septum + 3 + Months + Sobriety + Coin + Self + Healing + Actress + Suppository +Gift +

+ Ana + Newman + Septum + 3 + Months + Sobriety + Coin + Self + Healing + Actress + Suppository +Gift +

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 1, 2025

Sara Jean Newman

Has genetal herpes. Thank's for the info Heather ;-)

Sara Jean Newman: (n) Did you hear the rumor Heather was spreading about Sara? Yeah, she said she caught herpes.

by Sum Ting Wong? May 13, 2018

Newmanned

Getting absolutely off your face drunk to the point you get carried away in an ambulance.

Last night was crazy! I heard you got Newmanned!

by Lengaf April 22, 2023

Newmaning

Pretending your a fan of a team after they win the championship when in reality you’re only a hater of said teams rival.

Look at that guy over there newmaning over the Red Sox winning the chip; I could’ve sworn he a Mets fan just last week!

by Wobet Mit October 29, 2018

The Dutch Paul Newman

Defecating on the covers and rubbing it in your partners face.

I one upped her Dutch Oven by giving her The Dutch Paul Newman. Afterwords she broke up with me and I had to buy a new bed.

by Paco1568 October 30, 2011