Person 1:I wanna fuck my homies but idk when:
Person 2: Wait for National Fuck Your Homies day, August 3rd, 2022
Person 2: Wait for National Fuck Your Homies day, August 3rd, 2022
by HomieFucker222 August 02, 2022
National Fuck a Drummer Day is a day to rejoice and celebrate your syncopated friends by having hot, passionate sex with them. National Fuck a Drummer Day falls on December 28th!
by jDerulo10 October 11, 2024
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July 2nd - National Fuck Your Partner Day. You get to fuck your partner all day today, No matter what. Dom your wife fellas, July 2nd is Fuck your Partner day.
Chad: "oh, it's July second Jessie, National Fuck Your Partner Day. I get to fuck you all day."
Brenda: "For the last time Jessie is your ex girlfriend, please stop calling me by her name."
Chad: "Can we still fuck?"
Brenda: "lol ya"
Brenda: "For the last time Jessie is your ex girlfriend, please stop calling me by her name."
Chad: "Can we still fuck?"
Brenda: "lol ya"
by Jschlatt.Schlatt July 02, 2021
by UrBaN DiCkeRKnOt December 11, 2023
Bro 1: wyd June 6
Bro 2: it’s national fuck a ginger day my gf is gonna ride me until I pass out
Bro 1: nice dude wish I was a sexy carrot top
Bro 2: it’s national fuck a ginger day my gf is gonna ride me until I pass out
Bro 1: nice dude wish I was a sexy carrot top
by AdultVirgin01 May 29, 2024
Example:
Boy: hey wanna fuck?
Girl: ew no, u ugly mf
Boy: okay, then i’ll go fuck a shredder
Girl: why?
Boy: because it’s national fuck anything day!
Boy: hey wanna fuck?
Girl: ew no, u ugly mf
Boy: okay, then i’ll go fuck a shredder
Girl: why?
Boy: because it’s national fuck anything day!
by StankyOldPenis21 April 14, 2021