October 26th is National Fuck an Asian day, be it your girlfriend/boyfriend or fuck buddy. As it is the day, if they are Asian they must comply or be banished form society and never get to ride that dick ever again.
Dude, I was in South Korea for National Fuck a Asian day and now I have like twenty STDs! Bro lucky!
by E1M1 October 22, 2020
Get the National Fuck a Asian Daymug. On July 19th, the Nation recognizes and celebrates the auspicious sexuality of dragons and dragon fuckers. Observation of the holiday includes activities like fucking a dragon, sending well wishes to dragons who enjoy fucking, and announcing your proclivity for fucking dragons.
I roll to seduce the dragon with +3 advantage. Also, Happy National Fuck A Dragon Day to those who celebrate!
by Urbandanny July 18, 2025
Get the National fuck a dragon daymug. National fuck your friend day is on May 8th.
You ask your friend to fuck and maybe it will happen!
Disclaimer: always ask before it happens!!!
You ask your friend to fuck and maybe it will happen!
Disclaimer: always ask before it happens!!!
by Fuckafriend May 6, 2022
Get the National fuck a friend daymug. Where you try and turn your partner on as many times as you can in one night put your skills to the test and do this challenge girls your pussy will thank you
Jen: did you hear it was national fuck day yesterday I turned my man on so much he loved that shit
Jens friends: wow I wish we were that good
Jens friends: wow I wish we were that good
by anonymous December 2, 2020
Get the National fuck daymug. by Stretch47 November 3, 2020
Get the National fuck your crush daymug. by sussysmol April 11, 2025
Get the National Fuck Everyone Daymug. July 2nd - National Fuck Your Partner Day. You get to fuck your partner all day today, No matter what. Dom your wife fellas, July 2nd is Fuck your Partner day.
Chad: "oh, it's July second Jessie, National Fuck Your Partner Day. I get to fuck you all day."
Brenda: "For the last time Jessie is your ex girlfriend, please stop calling me by her name."
Chad: "Can we still fuck?"
Brenda: "lol ya"
Brenda: "For the last time Jessie is your ex girlfriend, please stop calling me by her name."
Chad: "Can we still fuck?"
Brenda: "lol ya"
by Jschlatt.Schlatt July 1, 2021
Get the National Fuck Your Partner Daymug.