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Mongo

Mongo is a rare name you call people if they don't do things right.
Boy: Hey did you clean my ps5?

Mongo: Yes it needs 10 more minutes in the dishwasher.
by Mimbo Jimbo November 14, 2021
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Mongo

That Mongo at McDonald's couldn't get my order straight, so I told him to get b-b-b-b-brain surgery.
by Joe_Balls July 22, 2021
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Koso mongo

When ones selling a air Conditioning unit out of a Vauxhall Vectra and is pretty dumb
Russ stop been a massive koso mongo
by Joeyboy365 May 14, 2021
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Pulled a Mongo

When you have an event or gathering to attend, but leave upon the slightest frustration of not finding parking.
Jake was supposed to meet us out at Summerfest, but he pulled a Mongo
by bighooper69 July 3, 2025
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Mongo Cock

That boy mongo has a chode
No one wants that mongo cock
by gogoinflight.bbl June 1, 2024
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Mongo

A giant shit, usually filled with corn
I went into the bathroom, and in the urinal sat a mongo in all its glory
by BigFartNoWhammy March 30, 2024
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