yeah me too but listen

A phrase used to diminish the significance of what was just said; used as a synonym for "i don't really care what you just said".

John: I had a horrible day yesterday, I lost my wallet and my girlfriend dumped me.

Joey: Yeah me too but listen.

by Akhan91 July 28, 2011

I talk, You listen.

It’s the same as Shut Up, But how a Parent, Teacher or Guardian would say it.

Me: But Mom/Dad—
Mom/Dad: No! I talk, You listen.
Me: But Teacher—
Teacher: No! I talk, You listen.
Me: But Guardian—
Guardian: No! I talk, You listen.

by ScreamoKevin November 29, 2020

National listen to jayden day

listen to jayden rn and play games whatever he wants

Oh did you listen to jayden today cause it’s national listen to jayden day

by jacobfreeman100 April 25, 2021

i listen to sweater weather

they are a raging bisexual

“i listen to sweater weather”
“wait... r u? bi?”

by gordone April 8, 2021

I listen to Louis Tomlinson

a way of identifying lesbians. when someone says they’re a fan of louis tomlinson or listen to louis, they are discreetly saying that they love boobs.

“What sort of music do you like?”
“I listen to Louis Tomlinson a lot,”

“Wait are you…”
“…do you…”
“Me too me too”

by lizzoanonbot August 24, 2021

Listen Here Nigga

When a nigga acting a goofy so you tell him straight up.

"African Americans need reparations given the economical circumstances they face in today's America" - Liberal
"Listen Here Nigga Despite making up 13% of the population African Americans count for 50% of the crime" - Nigga

by bruhsoundeffectnumber2 July 31, 2019

Listening to the definition of "Sex" by Nick

An experience. Consider your options wisely.

Bruh I was just listening to the definition of "Sex" by Nick on the UrbDic and it changed my life.
Bro that's so cool but how about "I Love You Jesus" by Trisha Paytas?

by Stan Key Bousi November 3, 2020