Silenced Guided Dildo Launcher

The latest project of the U.S.S.R army. It is believed to be the most powerful weapon to ever exist. Some say that it will be mankind's end.

(Person1) Yo dawg. I'm gonna join the army just to get access to the Silenced Guided Dildo Launcher.
(Person2) I've heard it even has a 4k camera!

by BlackJesusComesBack March 27, 2019

rocket launchering

The act of using a pool pump jet or a leafblower with the flow of air or water directed into your anus in order to propel yourself whilst also providing pleasure.

Did you see Megan rocket launchering in the pool today? She must have shot 10 feet forward at least!

by BobRoss567823 June 23, 2024

High speed projectile Launcher

Not a gun, unless you make it a gun, don't add gunpowder, you eat that, big slingshot, it's anything but a gun!

Stanger: hey kids, do you want a high speed projectile launcher?

Kids: yeah!

by The TRUE waynesboro tn redneck October 6, 2022

lemon launcher

One who launches lemons

Look at him go, what a lemon launcher

by Luv420 May 26, 2018

Johnson launcher

To use with extreme force

I’m loading my Johnson launcher to yeet my cat across the room.

by anonymous April 25, 2021

Snickers Launcher

The anus

I had my tongue deep in her Snickers Launcher

by anonymous August 7, 2023

goo goo ga ga launcher

A person who places babies on a slingshot and shoot them off into the sunset

I saved my neighbours children from a goo goo ga ga launcher
I was bored so I tried to be a goo goo ga ga launcher
My city is polluted with goo goo ga ga launchers

by doing this for fun April 27, 2024