“Launchers are the first category I got platinum”

Translates roughly to “I have not felt a woman’s embrace in many months”

Friend 1: “launchers are the first category I got platinum” in the new call of duty

Friend 2: “Didn’t that game come out like a month ago? Touch some grass man.”

by GioPleaseTouchGrass December 6, 2022

Rocket launcher

A weapon that launches rockets.

The girl that usually sat behind an office desk that everybody in her unit thought was just a typing and office specialist wasn't just trying to kill the guy, she was trying to blow him up with a rocket launcher. If she missed, she had a cache of 5 rocket launchers buried somewhere.

by Solid Mantis January 28, 2021

Cocket Launcher

used as a slang for the word penis. (better used in more dramatic situations)
Used in a sentence by an Xbox Player known as DarkestFo.

damn thats a cocket launcher if i've ever seen one

by Eansolo April 28, 2024

Egg launcher

A very derogatory way to tell someone that they are a day white who has had multiple children with multiple men.

That chicken was an Egg Launcher

by Egg Launcher December 6, 2017

Silenced Guided Dildo Launcher

The latest project of the U.S.S.R army. It is believed to be the most powerful weapon to ever exist. Some say that it will be mankind's end.

(Person1) Yo dawg. I'm gonna join the army just to get access to the Silenced Guided Dildo Launcher.
(Person2) I've heard it even has a 4k camera!

by BlackJesusComesBack March 27, 2019

goo goo ga ga launcher

A person who places babies on a slingshot and shoot them off into the sunset

I saved my neighbours children from a goo goo ga ga launcher
I was bored so I tried to be a goo goo ga ga launcher
My city is polluted with goo goo ga ga launchers

by doing this for fun April 27, 2024

Johnson launcher

To use with extreme force

I’m loading my Johnson launcher to yeet my cat across the room.

by anonymous April 25, 2021