Someone who loves a good golden
shower.
A little smelly on the outside, but never fear the inside is just as rotten.
Don't be deceived by their golden nature, for yellow is the colour of both riches and
bitches.
Fetishes come in all shapes and sizes, but this one is shaped
like a crescent moon, best to beware.
"Oh look, that's Louie! He
stinks of
piss."
"Louie! Come over here, oh wait,
please don't."