Lorenzo

A Italian kid that is shitty at basketball, talks trash when anyone can quickly beat him up but choose not to because he has rich bitch parents and has pimples all over his face. and you may be wondering, his mother is a prostitute who specialises in house calls and his father is a gay stripper.

Lorenzo just missed that shot

by Random_Guy123 November 15, 2022

Lorenzo

Lorenzo has a huge cock, and loves boys that name begins with Z. He is gay as fuk nigga, andis a great lay

Lorenzo whipped his massive cock out

by Lorenzo's secret lover September 24, 2023

Lorenzo

An italian motherfucker who drinks a shit ton of wine and talks with his hands all night and cannot cook pasta.

Oh no the wine is gone you pulled a lorenzo

by VacuumCleanersSuck555 December 7, 2021

Lorenzo

A Lorenzo is a guy from the Netherlands , England or Italy. He's always really nice and loves memes. He will most likely to end up being your friend.

New guy at school: "hey who are you?
Lorenzo: "i'm Lorenzo"
New guy: I WANT TO BE YOUR FRIEND I LOVE ME SOME GORGEOUS LORENZO MMMMMMMMM.

by OwO_Urban_Dick February 20, 2020

Lorenzo Zurzolo

-the hottest man alive
-hot Italian man
-sexy as fuck

Lorenzo Zurzolo is married to me

by Stargirl ☆ July 24, 2024

Lorenzo

Lorenzo is a drug addict. He loves weed. He is better known as the ‘Maniac’ in some parts of Italy. You have to hide your wife or girlfriend from Lorenzo, they are not safe. He is one of the funniest guys you will meet and will always have a good time.

There’s Lorenzo, talking to my wife 🤦🏻

by Batman111999 November 22, 2021

lorenzo

A itallian guy who can`t love but very tall

the lorenzo boys are mixed of angel and devil, they love being with friends and knows a lot of people
he hates people who argument a lot with him

he can be really fast mad
their dicks are between 10-16

girl: hey
lorenzo: send nudes

by gurl21 January 3, 2017