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Jupiter

Where girls go to get stupider
Boys go to college to get more knowledge, Girls go to Jupiter to get more stupider
by Sir Fucker of Buttland March 31, 2022
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Jupiter Casinelli

a very awesome person (a non gendered name) who is cery caring and compassionate. AMAZING at making kandi, and such a hard worker. mental health can be a struggle for this person but they are never a burden. it has the lovliest smile and the best hair that anyone has seen. dont get me started on their sense of style- this person can be gushed about for ages but we dont have the time so in conclusion, truly the most amazing person, friend and family member to have.
“damn, jupiter casinelli is so fucking cool, i wish i could be more like them!”
by EnokeTheGoblin November 13, 2021
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Jupiter

Someone who farts excessively e.g. a Gas giant
Damn, that girl won't stop farting. She's Jupiter.
by ***blegh*** October 15, 2023
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Jupiter

The cutest cat in the world! A fluffy little calico Maine coon cross with a big personality! ^^
My cat Jupiter is so cute!”
by Corvid.Clawss July 16, 2024
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Jupiter

The planet that thinks the solar system revolves around it, the one that thinks it's bigger than the sun, and that bigger is better.
by Solid Mantis May 1, 2021
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Jupiter

Jupiter is a kind hearted, and spiritual being. Their soul is filled with creativity, and love. They may get angry very easily, but they try their best to be nice to the people they don’t like. They have been through a lot and still haven’t found themselves. They are talented, outgoing, friendly (most of the time), helpful, beautiful, and they have a heart of pure feeling. They are active, and they try their best. They are also extremely cool with their amazing personality and their style. It may be tough to get to their sweet side, but once you get to know them, it’s really nice. They are very very sensitive and they have feelings as well. But, they never share them. So, it’s going to be hard to help them with their opposite minded ass. Anyways, have fun with them. Xoxo - anonymous
Hey, have you seen Jupiter?

Response: no, but I have seen Venus. Isn’t Jupiter in the library?
by Theoneandonlyanon November 23, 2021
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