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Jupiter axis rotation

Despite the mistaken belief that Jupiter spins fast it actually is scientifically known to only complete a rotation once every 23 days.
No, not 10 hours, Jupiter Axis Rotation is 23 days. Signed scientists.
by Bring-Rown-Beer November 10, 2025
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Fuck Jupiter Day

the day that we all come together on July 21 and say “fuck Jupiter!” about my ex boyfriend because it is his birthday that day
Oh hey, it’s July 21, happy Fuck Jupiter Day!”
by sleeptoken May 17, 2025
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Jupiter

jupiter is a bad bitch. nonbinary? perhaps the end
jupiter is so swagggy and swanky
by Everynameistaken!!!! January 23, 2021
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Jupiter

A mama with a husband named kyle <(=´∇`=)> , She is very cautious when masturbating. And she loves her kids very much, and she loves huggy wuggy rule 34. So lookout for a milf named Jupiter! 🥳
"Hey did you see Mama Jupiter's fat ass this morning??"

"Ofc bro! Shes the hottest mama in the world! I wonder how that stupid kyle bagged a wholesome milf! "
by Jupitertheworldsmama December 1, 2021
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Jupiter

Where all of our wigs fly to when watching Raini Rodriguez
me: omg my wig flew to Jupiter!!11!!
friend: same
by getyourfingeroutofmyface March 24, 2022
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