On March 9 is when we go ham. I made it on March 9th because it’s the 69th day of the year. Good luck boys.
Friend) Are you participating in March 9
Me) Of course who isn’t participating in National Jerk Off Day.
Me) Of course who isn’t participating in National Jerk Off Day.
by AFrickenGenius November 17, 2019
A phrase used to describe any charlie whiskey prior girlfriend who was a fucking psychotic bitch...the only reason you stayed with her was to get in those guts. The crazy ones can usually fuck your wheels off.
by fuck you...I was getting ass August 14, 2005
(noun) - The feeling you get while jerking off to a video of your ex-girlfriend on the internet (that you posted) in which you are having sex with her.
<ring ring> hello?
What the hell's your problem? You posted a video of us having sex on the internet after i broke up with you!?
Oh ya, and i had some wicked jerk off déjà vu last night.
What?
<click>
What the hell's your problem? You posted a video of us having sex on the internet after i broke up with you!?
Oh ya, and i had some wicked jerk off déjà vu last night.
What?
<click>
by Noro Machine August 07, 2010
Refers to the outburst of social media updates when you meet someone new of the opposite sex who is absolutely awesome and completely changes your life. Instead of blowing a load of cum; it's a bunch of statuses and tweets.
Gina: "Holy crap, did you see all of Lincoln's statuses and tweets last night?" Rachel: "Yeah I heard they are all about Danielle" Connor: "She was so awesome he had to social media jerk off!"
by MC Lightning May 05, 2013
When a guy jerks off intensely making Turkey noises and then cums on his girlfriend's back and sticks feathers to it
by Kinkyp33nyborder June 28, 2015
The act in which a male (or transgender female) dresses like Eminem and forces his/her's for/guy to call them Slim shady.
by Marshall maners October 24, 2018
The Opposite to a jack-of-all-trades.
someone who sucks at everything.
Or someone you dislike severly
someone who sucks at everything.
Or someone you dislike severly
by The JC August 26, 2007